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"The 12 soldiers screamed out in horror as Finius dragged them down the hall by their entrails..His strength and power were such that it was like pulling 12 screaming balloons by their strings."
"Azriel could see the werewolf's wet tongue, tonsils, and razor sharp teeth. He knew he was about to be stuffed head first inside its mouth like a giant gold fish."
"Hear that?" asked Lucifer. "That was the sound of me tearing his right arm out of its socket..He's got one more arm, two legs, and if I have to go there.. a penis I can dislodge just as easily."
As soon as the evil monster was in full view she felt a sharp pain in her stomach. It felt like her unborn baby leapt for joy. It reminded her of the the six month-in-the-womb John the Baptist leaping in the presence of the recently conceived baby Jesus....
But when the head bites Police Chief Rawger, he becomes a zombie with an insatiable appetite for human flesh, revenge, and power. But, unlike Hollywood-depicted zombies, he can think, speak, and strategize. He's also deranged, sexually perverted, and...